the battery on my 02 porsche box is dead. how do i reboot it? i can unlock the doors, but i can't open the front boot b/c the front boot release is electronic.

All these fancy cars with circuits in their engines what will people do when the computers start taking over as predicted in the Terminator movies...

Though seriously though you got car insurance? I remember once my car battery died and I was in a very inconvenient place and they sent someone out to help me start it so I could drive it too an auto shop. (Though it may have been the auto shop that sent out someone to start the car... memory is a bit fuzzy)

A car that does not give access to the battery/engine with a mechanical device seems like a poor design.

I am the terminator